it's just sooo...bad

I swallow .. when suprised, or not - jitajamil

I used to hate porn...but as time goes by, I am beginning to enjoy it. Truth be told, when I watch porn .. I will assume the role of the woman, so when I watch a great porn (definition of great porn is when both man/woman, man/man/woman, woman/woman/man,etc are having real fun because they just love to fuck), I get aroused by looking at the man and his capability to fuck real good and I was hoping to be fucked real good or at least better than what's shown on my screen..BUT, there are times when apart from a stiff cock (that I so hope and prayed for!), we get stiff acting and the 'I can't believe this is my career now; a pornstar as oppose to say Managing Director' look .. and I get so fucking turn off. I don't care if the man/men in the porn is/are hawt, with big cocks and all .. all I can think of is giving them bitch-slapping (be it a man or a woman) for wasting my time.

Since I have endured the agony of watching it, I shall then delegate the agony to you. Remember, if at any time you feel like pulling your hair off, my kind,comforting words to you would be 'I told you so...'.

Oh God..this is just so badd...I fucking can do better than the girl in this video! Damn!!

Oh by the way, and I meant this wholeheartedly and by the graciousness of my heart .. those not into bisexuality, please please don't view this..

your iq test ...

are you ready for your IQ test? Here goes ...

my iq - so I have to check whether am just another airhead bimbo!

i always wonder about my iq..so, I had mine sort-of tested .. and the result...

Congratulations! Your general IQ score is 116. A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 111-128 is considered to be "above average intelligence".

Well .. at least now I know that my brain is capable to think other things than just sex..

viva vintage

Shut your fucking mouth.. Just fuck me - Anonymous

I will make this short as I deeply and truly believe that vintage is IN! Let's just say, the man in this video is so fucking hot..I am all wet if I ever have a cunt!

it's not that I don't want .. I am just too fucked for it!

You can't lose something that you never had - Kate Hudson as Andie in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

A question that has been asked of me numerous times in numerous location by numerous people will be quite suprising, in fact it's not even sexual. The question in question would be

"Don't you want to be in a serious monogamous relationship?" which my standard (generic) reply would be "It's just not for me". Somehow this answer is not exactly what the questioner is hoping to hear and usually they will give a sympathetic look to hide the "Yeah, righttt!" but truth is .. again, drumroll.. Love is not for me.

Truth is I am commitment phobic. Truth is I hate being owned and the act of ownership. Truth is I am too independent. Truth is I can't fuck, suck, go to bed and wake up with the same person every damn day. Truth is I am easily bored. Truth is I have slept with single and married men, so much for the sanctity of marriage. Truth is I am not a good material to be made a lover. Truth is I am not attractive at all - for one night stand and fuck in the dark, yes..but under the broad daylight, I doubt it. Truth is I have tried relationships but I came out of it being miserable, depressed and bored.

Truth is I have no inclination towards feely-touchy moment, I find it whack! Truth is I am not a real woman therefore I doubt the fairytale ending of happily ever after will never exist. Truth is I like the hunt for a man better, and once I slept with them, I will lost interest. Truth is there's too many men and too little time. Truth is ... well, the biggest truth of them all would be ... I am a slut!


Now..shall we watch yet another out-of-uniform policeman? I guess it's time to fingerfuck myself!!

thirst ...

People take sex so seriously - Christina Aguilera

Instead of putting alphabets together to make a word and joining them together to make a sentence, and adding few sentences to make a paragraph, and ensuring that the paragraphs of sentences make sense .. I am taking the easy route by putting a visual instead. The visual is simple and it says a lot about what I find HOT in a man and what I love the most when having sex, thus .. why this entry is called 'thirst' and answered your burning question of .. 'do you swallow?'

Memories ... & It's NOT a fucking musical

when I see a man, I feel like I am looking at a fridge; I wonder whether he's well-stocked! - jitajamil

I came across this video and became nostalgic. I almost shed a tear thinking that I used to and enjoy doing that -- just watch the video ok, while I search for a tissue.