Friday, August 28, 2009

it's just sooo...bad

I swallow .. when suprised, or not - jitajamil

I used to hate porn...but as time goes by, I am beginning to enjoy it. Truth be told, when I watch porn .. I will assume the role of the woman, so when I watch a great porn (definition of great porn is when both man/woman, man/man/woman, woman/woman/man,etc are having real fun because they just love to fuck), I get aroused by looking at the man and his capability to fuck real good and I was hoping to be fucked real good or at least better than what's shown on my screen..BUT, there are times when apart from a stiff cock (that I so hope and prayed for!), we get stiff acting and the 'I can't believe this is my career now; a pornstar as oppose to say Managing Director' look .. and I get so fucking turn off. I don't care if the man/men in the porn is/are hawt, with big cocks and all .. all I can think of is giving them bitch-slapping (be it a man or a woman) for wasting my time.

Since I have endured the agony of watching it, I shall then delegate the agony to you. Remember, if at any time you feel like pulling your hair off, my kind,comforting words to you would be 'I told you so...'.

Oh God..this is just so badd...I fucking can do better than the girl in this video! Damn!!

Oh by the way, and I meant this wholeheartedly and by the graciousness of my heart .. those not into bisexuality, please please don't view this..

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