it's just sooo...bad

I swallow .. when suprised, or not - jitajamil

I used to hate porn...but as time goes by, I am beginning to enjoy it. Truth be told, when I watch porn .. I will assume the role of the woman, so when I watch a great porn (definition of great porn is when both man/woman, man/man/woman, woman/woman/man,etc are having real fun because they just love to fuck), I get aroused by looking at the man and his capability to fuck real good and I was hoping to be fucked real good or at least better than what's shown on my screen..BUT, there are times when apart from a stiff cock (that I so hope and prayed for!), we get stiff acting and the 'I can't believe this is my career now; a pornstar as oppose to say Managing Director' look .. and I get so fucking turn off. I don't care if the man/men in the porn is/are hawt, with big cocks and all .. all I can think of is giving them bitch-slapping (be it a man or a woman) for wasting my time.

Since I have endured the agony of watching it, I shall then delegate the agony to you. Remember, if at any time you feel like pulling your hair off, my kind,comforting words to you would be 'I told you so...'.

Oh God..this is just so badd...I fucking can do better than the girl in this video! Damn!!

Oh by the way, and I meant this wholeheartedly and by the graciousness of my heart .. those not into bisexuality, please please don't view this..

your iq test ...

are you ready for your IQ test? Here goes ...

my iq - so I have to check whether am just another airhead bimbo!

i always wonder about my iq..so, I had mine sort-of tested .. and the result...

Congratulations! Your general IQ score is 116. A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 111-128 is considered to be "above average intelligence".

Well .. at least now I know that my brain is capable to think other things than just sex..

viva vintage

Shut your fucking mouth.. Just fuck me - Anonymous

I will make this short as I deeply and truly believe that vintage is IN! Let's just say, the man in this video is so fucking hot..I am all wet if I ever have a cunt!

it's not that I don't want .. I am just too fucked for it!

You can't lose something that you never had - Kate Hudson as Andie in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

A question that has been asked of me numerous times in numerous location by numerous people will be quite suprising, in fact it's not even sexual. The question in question would be

"Don't you want to be in a serious monogamous relationship?" which my standard (generic) reply would be "It's just not for me". Somehow this answer is not exactly what the questioner is hoping to hear and usually they will give a sympathetic look to hide the "Yeah, righttt!" but truth is .. again, drumroll.. Love is not for me.

Truth is I am commitment phobic. Truth is I hate being owned and the act of ownership. Truth is I am too independent. Truth is I can't fuck, suck, go to bed and wake up with the same person every damn day. Truth is I am easily bored. Truth is I have slept with single and married men, so much for the sanctity of marriage. Truth is I am not a good material to be made a lover. Truth is I am not attractive at all - for one night stand and fuck in the dark, yes..but under the broad daylight, I doubt it. Truth is I have tried relationships but I came out of it being miserable, depressed and bored.

Truth is I have no inclination towards feely-touchy moment, I find it whack! Truth is I am not a real woman therefore I doubt the fairytale ending of happily ever after will never exist. Truth is I like the hunt for a man better, and once I slept with them, I will lost interest. Truth is there's too many men and too little time. Truth is ... well, the biggest truth of them all would be ... I am a slut!


Now..shall we watch yet another out-of-uniform policeman? I guess it's time to fingerfuck myself!!

thirst ...

People take sex so seriously - Christina Aguilera

Instead of putting alphabets together to make a word and joining them together to make a sentence, and adding few sentences to make a paragraph, and ensuring that the paragraphs of sentences make sense .. I am taking the easy route by putting a visual instead. The visual is simple and it says a lot about what I find HOT in a man and what I love the most when having sex, thus .. why this entry is called 'thirst' and answered your burning question of .. 'do you swallow?'

Memories ... & It's NOT a fucking musical

when I see a man, I feel like I am looking at a fridge; I wonder whether he's well-stocked! - jitajamil

I came across this video and became nostalgic. I almost shed a tear thinking that I used to and enjoy doing that -- just watch the video ok, while I search for a tissue.

My Bohsia Moment

Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on a permission of another - Madonna

I have always been fascinated by Bohsias. For those who doesn't know what Bohsia is, it refers to young girls (as young as 13) who experimenting slash experiencing sex with almost anyone. I am not the one to judge and I do not give a fuck with what they do with their lives - sexual or non-sexual, but I am fascinated by them.

Funny how Malaysian sees Bohsia as loose in moral just because they have sex. In my life, I have met prostitutes, mistresses, call girls and etc, but they highly-regarded as oppose to Bohsia. I guess it's the geography but a fuck is a fuck is a fuck - however you might wachacallit.

I guess I am fascinated by Bohsias due to the sense of freedom that they have. Most bohsias will ride on a bike with some boys and they go gallivanting to and fro from point A to point B. I guess feeling the cool wind on their faces, the heat from a man and the roaring sound of the motorbike are enough to be an opening act for sex. I guess it boils down to the meaning of freedom and escapism. Sometime we want to escape from the mundane, but I guess the Bohsia have got it right..at least they escape (from whatever) in style.

First, I am thankful that I do not fucking look my age. Pulling off a bohsia stunt is a feat and dressing up as one takes sheer courage and gumption especially when you're 38, but there I was on a bike with an ... I hope he was 21, or 20 but truth be told, he could be 18 or 19, and I couldn't give a fuck. I want my escape. I want my Bohsia-moment.

Tam - my 'mat rempit' is well known in my area. He has a cock to fucking die for. How the fuck I know this - hell, we bohsia and bohsia wannabes confided with one another. We do not braid our hairs and talk about Cinderella and fairytale shit .. trust me!

It was also a sheer coincidence that fortunate day that I need to go to buy, err cat food (I know, it's so un-Bohsiaish but that's the fucking truth), and Tam who saw me waiting for a taxi called me and offered me a ride.

To be a full-fledge Bohsia one needs to love speed and off course bikes, but for obvious reason, I am horrified by both. Something about two wheels that frighten the fuck out of me I guess, or it could be because I have a sense of being unable to control the situation that scared the fuck out of me. Anyway, one must live, at least once. Though I have a mental picture of my face on the tar road, this is a moment for guts and guile.

As Tam rode off (with me at the back), he did a wheelie. My heart almost dropped and I hugged him hard while screaming 'I am fucking afraid you bitch'. That was the time that I have resigned any notion of me ever being a Bohsia. Tam laughed...then out of a sudden, he said 'My water bill past due, how about you help me out?'. Ahh, the line used by all Mat Rempits nationwide to inform their Bohsias that they're fucking horny and need to fuck. I was flattered...I guess I can be an honorary Bohsia afterall. I caressed his jeans and went straight in search for a cock. There it was: hard, thick and fucking long.

'It doesn't take you much to get hard!' I said. 'Yeah' Tam confessed, 'so, let's fuck'.

Being a pussy of a Bohsia: inexperienced and fucking dumb, I might add, I asked 'where? You wanna go to my place now?'. At the back of my mind, I can imagine Bohsias nationwide rolling their eyes and screamed 'get the fuck down from that bike you stupid bitch'.

Tam swerve to the left and entered some housing area, he passed by a row of houses and took me to super-dimly lighted park. 'Let's walk' he said. Again, the jackass in me squealed 'there'll be mosquitoes and people might see us'. Now that I am writing this, I just realised how fucking virginal and fucking stupid I sound like. Coming from someone who blow a man on a bench in a park at 7.00 am overlooking row of apartments in Perak, what I squealed earlier throws me say 30 years back.

As we were walking further in the park, we saw another couple and I guess due to territorial honors among rempits - 'Thou shall not fuck in the same spot your fellow brethrens are fucking', Tam headed back and like a dog I followed him.

We got on the bike again and he stopped infront of someone's house. There was a lorry parked by the side of the road. 'There' he said. It ain't the Four Seasons, heck .. it's seasonless. He grabbed my arms and pulled me down from the bike. I tried to resist. Yes, resisting was I. As his cock came out from his jeans and I saw the 'magnitude' of it .. I thought 'resisting is futile'. I was mesmerized by what I saw. Even with orangey street light, what I saw is enough to make me come down from the bike and went down on Tam.

As I blow him and tasting his delicious cock, I felt so Bohsia-ish.

'Stand up..I want to fuck you'

'OK!'

Holding to the deck of the lorry .. Tam thrusted. 'You're fucking tight'.

'I know'

As he pumped me good .. and as I bite my lips, I can only think of this as my Bohsia moment, and it was a fucking great moment.

Now, since I've done the non-law abiding section, all I can think of is being fucked by a police in uniform.

Video below shows you how much I craved for it and the reason why!

Fantasia - and it's not a Disney thing

I do believe that in each person, may it be a man or a woman, there's a whore that wants to be conquered lurking subconciously - jitajamil

For the past few months, say six months, I have been fantasizing about being plundered and pillaged by an Indonesian. My definition of plundered for obvious reason is of sexual in nature, and watching porn of Indonesians having sex fuel this fantasy to a greater height, perhaps not Everest but orgasmic-level nonetheless.

So, when I had a chance of being chatted up by this Indonesian guy recently, I was thinking that my fantasy will come to form and the circle will be complete. In my mind, I was thinking of a cock with the size of what is seen in the picture ...

I am after all a size queen. Size matters to me. I do not give a fuck if he has a premature ejaculation, all I am obsessed about is the size and the length. BTW - blowing small cock put strain on your jaw and you could up with locked jaw, trust me .. I am an expert in blowing cock.

Back to the story, this particular Indonesian man is still new in Malaysia. He arrived from Madura, Indonesia about a month ago, and has been helping his friend doing some renovation work for some shop in KL. Again, my fantasy is falling into places - Indonesian, Contract Worker, Tall, Skinny, Sunburnt skin - If I have a vagina this is the time when I can conclude that I am wet and so in need for a fuck.

We never talked about names, age, and other petty menial things (for fuck's sake, I want to have sex .. not a relationship) and when he asked whether I am in retail, I just say politely 'Baby .. I like sex cos it's fun, and I am a fun-loving person' .. off course, if I am being honest to myself, it's because my fantasy is telling me 'bitch..this guy is Indonesian, and we have been fantasizing about being fucked by an Indonesian, and he could fuck you good with his big, thick, long cock'.

I know, I am a bit schizo-ish when it comes to a fuck, but who's not?

Along the way, he expressed his interest of having sex. I think the exact word was 'Let's fuck!'. I told him that I live nearby and he could come over. He declined as he's afraid that he might get caught. Made sense: Illegal Immigrant, from Indonesia, people can assume he's a thief.

Thinking that my fantasy will be dashed to smithereen, I smiled acknowledging that I will not get my fuck after all. Then he said 'What about here?' .. I looked around and here is .. try to visualize, people .. two old flats joining together, two rows of shops and a medium-sized parking area.

'Here?' I asked .. My fictional reaction was similar to a virgin having her first fuck, but truth is, my non-fictional reaction subconsciously was ..'I fucking hit a jackpot. My fantasy wanting to do a my kind of fantasy fuck: The fucking great outdoor..Yippeee'. So fucking George Michael, I tell you and how apt was the moment .. I had 'Fast Love' sung by George Michael ringing in my head.

I was thinking 'Damn..I hit my holy grail. This is it. The Circle is complete. I am one'.

We rushed to the side of the building. It was fast love, hurried sex. It was adrenalin-pumping moment. I was stoked. 'I am gonna get fuck.. I am gonna get fuck..I am gonna get fuck' chanted like a mantra.

As we stand next to the dimly side of the building, in the great outdoor .. soon to have a great outdoor sex, he became overly-hurried. White Rabbit of Alice in Wonderland pace-like. Was it because afraid of being caught? Was it because he was fucking horny? There's no foreplay aka I didn't have a chance to blow him. All I can remember, he unzipped and he tried to unzipped my jeans, and before I manage to grab his cock, I was looking at the wall side of the building, bending over.

I felt something inside of me. One thrust. Two thrusts.

'I came' .. he shouted.

'Huh?' .. 'I came!' .. 'Err, huh?'

Instant noodle cooked longer and I am not even sure whether I was really fucked. Even I was, was it with a tooth pick? I turned around and I saw a glimpse of his cock.

My fantasy turned into a nightmare. I was fucked with a cock with the size of an artline pen. I am devastated. I am horrified. I am troubled. I am in trauma.

Fast Forward, I met a friend for a drink. Sensing that I have a numb slash comatose look on my face, he asked me why and I confided in him. Ever the optimist, Chik looked at me and said 'Babe .. Indonesia is big. There's Bali, Java, Surabaya, Padang, Medan .. You've only being fucked by one area, so to speak .. you have to do each part of Indonesia before you can throw in the hotel'

My eyes lighted up. How silly of me .. Now, I have a renewed fantasy - 'I have to do each section of Indonesia to fulfill the real meaning of being fucked by Indonesian'.

Till then .. the hunt is on!

failing & flailing ...

Well .. as you all can see my attempt at writing in Bahasa Malaysia failed fucking miserably. I was rereading my posts and all I can think of is 'why in the fuck do I come out sounding like a 12-Year old attempting to write?' - Yes, folks .. I am that bad in expressing my inner 'sanctum' in that language, but fret not .. I shall write in a language I am at least comfortable with.

I've also added few gadgets in here .. the Q&A and the Poll, just to gauge what you guys want and like, at least I won't go off topics for I am known to ramble on and on and on about God-knows-what sometime.

So, off you go and give me an input every now and then, ok?

Muhyiddin Yassin

Years ago ... masa I selalu lepak-lepak kat Bangsar after work, I sometime terserempak dengan Muhyiddin Yassin. Duduk sorang-sorang kat Dome Cafe, minum kopi. Masa tu I pun tak pasti portfolio apa dia dalam kementerian..It was years ago. I think nak dekat 10 tahun dulu kut, but that's not important kan.

What's important ialah he's always alone. Takder bodyguard, takder sesiapa..and pada yang notice dia a menteri, he will smile to them. For that, I have a high regard towards Muhyiddin, sampai sekarang. Maybe orang akan kata how mudahnya to influence me, so be it.

FastForward to now, when Muhyiddin menang the UMNO thing and became our DPM, I was ecstatic. Never had I react macamni pada mana-mana politician - well, satu lagi I admire tahap dewataraya would be Rafidah Aziz, tapi itu cerita lain kan...Berbalik pada Muhyiddin, I am happy that you're our DPM.

Dia mungkin tak mengenali saya, but whenever I see his picture, I will remember Muhyiddin sitting all alone dalam Dome, minum kopi all by himself dan untuk humility sebegini, doa saya pada Muhyiddin, semuga dia akan berjaya selamanya.

Sexynya Politik Malaysia

Memula mak nak kasitau .. mak tak suka politik sebelum ni, rasa cam petty sangat. Maklumlah, mak percieved politik kat mana-mana ceruk didunia ni as something so membosankan and off course dipenuhi ngan barang-barang antik yang sepatutnya dah di archive kan kat muzium.. tapi, selepas mak melepasi 30-an, dan tetiba (entah camner!) mak terklik kat blog-blog politik kat Malaysiaraya ni, dan-dan mak terminat dengan politik. OK! Maybe jugak sebab ada yang mak rasa very the fuckable kut. Anyway, politik kan is all about power sama macam sex, and there's something about powerful men, they exude aura-aura sex yang penuh kejantanan dan bila mak tengok derang mak terus pikir about 'pow-pow-pow sex'. The kind of sex so memorable yang bila kita mengelamun and terpikir about it, we get all hot and wet..

Anyway, sebab lain mak tak berminat ngan politik ialah sebab mak ni pondan. Bukan pondan yang ala-ala transformer ok - jenis siang jantan tetiba memalam hari tranform jadik betina berbekalkan mekap segantang, wig kejung dan baju betina ngalahkan GRO.. Mak ni jenis pondan melantak hormon sampai bertetek bagai ok! Maybe sebab tu lah jugak mak tak berapa minat politik-politik ni.

There, enough introduction .. Mak tak nak cakap bebanyak, kang ilanglak enigma dan kemisterian mak. Ye lah, kalau dah semua diselak, apa lagi yang tinggalkan?

Berbalik pada tajuk posting ni .. 'Sexynya Politik Malaysia' - seriously, mak rasa politik Malaysia ni makin meriah ngan kemunculan-kemunculan politician yang boleh dikategorikan as 'hot-stud-exuding-sex' aka 'sex-on-legs'.

So, mak tak mau buang masa korang membaca benda-benda remeh, mak go straight pada Top 6 pilihan hati mak!

1. Khairy Jamaluddin
OhMyFuckingGod ... Khairy is HOT! Well, maybe masa dia berjambang (time bini dia bersalin!) dia tak exude hot-ness tapi kalau dia berbaju melayu, dia nampak so sexy that kalau mak ada puki, mak akan menjerit-jerit 'Khairy, fuck me!'. Maybe sebab badan dia yang nampak cam sedap-sedap, maybe sebab kulit dia yang overly-sunkissed, maybe sebab mata dia macam stim manjang .. Mak couldn't help to wonder whether he's good in
bed and what's his size? Thinking pasal khairy makes me wet all over...

2. Azmin Ali
Azmin ada certain sexual-charisma about him. Mak pun tak leh nak pinpoint directly tapi dia macam the type of men yang pendiam, suka berfikir but kalau atas katil mak leh membayangkan 'pow-pow-pow sex' yang dipenuhi dengan pelbagai posisi imaginable. Just that, Azmin ni nampak terlampau serius dan masam memanjang buat dia nampak like a total bore, but mak rasa dia ada saiz yang agak memberansangkan dan bisa meransangkan.

3. Anuar Safian (Ketua Pemuda Umno Kelantan)
God...first time mak tengok Anuar ni, mak dok pikir .. 'I move to Kelantan just to vote you, sayang'. I mean, dengan cermin mata dia, botak-botak manja dia, dengan senyuman separuh dia - Mak rasa dia perlu dapat lebih lagi vote memandangkan dia Hot. I mean, kalau nak penuhkan parlimen sekalipun biarla letak muka-muka yang menaikkan nafsu kan? At least, kalau derang cakap bangang camner sekalipun, derang boleh dimaafkan sebab orang cantik tak semestinya pandai kannn?

4. Norman Zahalan (Ketua Pemuda Umno Pulau Pinang)
Norman nampak cheeky sangat. Dia buat mak ingat kat abang-abang polis trafik...Tak tau kenapa. Mak rasa kalau dia ni di dressup kan dengan uniform polis trafik, dengan seluar ketat tu .. Mak sanggup accident demi nak dapatkan saman dari dia. So, enough said la sal sexual aura dia kan!

5. Datuk Abdul Rahim Bakri ( Timbalan Menteri Pengangkutan)
Memula mak rasa cam nak memarah ajer bila tambang teksi naik baru-baru ni, tapi lepas mak tengok gambar Datuk Rahim, mak rasa redho sangat-sangat bersedekah 30% extra pada semua pemandu teksi seMalaysia. See Datuk, what I would for you!

6. T Murugiah (Timbalan Menteri Di Jabatan Perdana Menteri)
Mak tak nak cakap panjang-panjang, mak cuma nak cakap 'dibanding ngan kayveas, mak rela, rela, rela, abang Murugiah jadi Presiden PPP merangkap kerja dia sekarang..Sorry Kayveas, you so unfuckable la'.

So there ... senarai mak buat masa ni, actually ada lagi dua tiga tapi macam malas lak nak mengwiki ... Berpuas hati ajer la ek, dengan Top 6 ni, well .. Kalau ada cadangan or penambahan sesila lah isi lam kotak komen.

Bubye -----